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Post by squirrel on Mar 8, 2010 18:12:39 GMT -5
The Squirrel of Christmas Past's room was a teeny cardboard box that sat out in the hallway in front of Lacey and Alice's rooms. It has one little hole for him to breathe through and a secret stash of chips in the corner.
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Post by Lacey on Mar 8, 2010 19:26:14 GMT -5
Lacey peeked through her door at The Squirrel of Christmas Past's little shack. It only had ONE hole! How could I do that to him? I'm a bad magical squirrel owner. She thought sadly. She went through the beaded ropes that seperated her from SOCP's little cardboard box. She went through her pockets and found a thick needle and stabbed the box, not knowing he was in there, and almost took his little ear off. Then she moved the needle a little to make a bigger hole. There we go! Two holes! WAITTTTT! What if there's a draft and he gets cold? Lacey whined and went into her room. She grabbed a hankerchief and put it ontop of the box. WAITTT AGAIN! What if it's too hot?!? She paced back and forth at this thought for a little then put a little hand fan by the box and turned it on low. Lacey rewired the little fan so it ran just high enough. "There we go!" Lacey smiled and clapped her hands together.
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Post by Boot on Mar 8, 2010 20:05:00 GMT -5
"AHH!!!" the Squirrel of Christmas Past screamed as his eye almost got poked out by a needle. Suddenly everything was dark, and then it was really cold. He hid under his stash of chips. "What did I do to deserve being stabbed by a needle?!" he shrieked.
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Post by iristhevirus on Mar 8, 2010 20:16:46 GMT -5
I can't wait to see the look on his face--- Lacey thought, but was interrupted by a shriek. "Squirrel of Christmas Past? You in there?" Lacey said quite loudly and tapped the box vigorously, making the effect that an earthquake was approaching.
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Post by Boot on Mar 8, 2010 20:20:21 GMT -5
The Squirrel of Christmas Past started bouncing around the small box like a rubber ball. "KYAAAA!!!" he screamed, then he got knocked out by hitting his head against the peanut he had lost.
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Post by iristhevirus on Mar 8, 2010 20:26:30 GMT -5
"Yeah, you're in there." Lacey said, by the time she had spoken she had clutched the box in her hands and was shaking it all about. She opened the box and picked up the now unconcious SOCP. "Uh-oh..." Lacey muttered as she looked at the squirell. "Time to bring out the ice-water!" Lacey skipped off to the fake kitchen and grabbed a glass of water.
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Post by Boot on Mar 8, 2010 20:28:07 GMT -5
The Squirrel of Christmas Past woke up when Lacey was gone. He screeched and ran into Alice's room, hiding under her bed.
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Post by iristhevirus on Mar 8, 2010 20:39:46 GMT -5
Lacey sighed happily as she came back empty handed. Now she had time to set up the surprise she made for SOCP. Lacey felt like guilt was eating her alive because she let The Squirrel of Christmas past live in a cardboard box for so long. She dashed into her room and pulled out a huge bag that she had back in Volterra. She put this really awesome realistic model house that was the perfect size for a squirrel. Well... It was a little bigger because she thought SOCP was gaining a little weight. [xDDDDD] Lacey snuck into Alice's room, grabbed The Squirrel of Christmas Past gently and put a small blindfold on him. "Hold on, and don't worry. I ain't kidnapping you." Lacey said and laughed as she kept setting up.
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Post by Boot on Mar 8, 2010 20:45:40 GMT -5
The Squirrel of Christmas Past had already fallen asleep under Alice's bed, so he didn't notice Lacey. He woke up and everything was dark. "Am I...dead...?" he asked.
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Post by Lacey on Mar 8, 2010 20:54:25 GMT -5
"No, but you will be if you take that blindfold off." Lacey snapped at SOCP, she didn't want the surprise to be ruined. She finished setting up the house, but just to trick him she put a pink barbie house instead of the real one. She hid the real one in her room. "Okay, now you can take it off!" Lacey giggled when she said this.
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Post by squirrel on Mar 8, 2010 20:56:43 GMT -5
He pulled the blindfold off, and stared at the barbie doll house. "I...I...I love it!" he squealed and started running all around the house.
"....Err...I mean...It's hideous...Uhh...."
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Post by Lacey on Mar 8, 2010 21:02:00 GMT -5
Lacey fake-sighed. "Okay, you can keep it then. I guess this one can go to Needles." She said, reffering to her little gerbil named 'Needles". Needles was a normal gerbil, but Lacey knew he hated The Squirrel of Christmas Past. She could hear Needles squeak and thump his feet in her room. She brought out the real house, it had like 10 rooms. It had three stories and it took up most of the hall. She was a little disappointed because it took her weeks to instal electricity into that not-so little house. Lacey stood up and started to carry the house inside her room slowly.
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Post by squirrel on Mar 8, 2010 21:03:44 GMT -5
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Squirrel of Christmas Past yelled. He broke down crying, and in about two seconds the hallway was almost flooded.
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Post by Lacey on Mar 8, 2010 21:12:30 GMT -5
"AHHHH!" Lacey screamed as she was whipped into her room by a wave of salty tears. "TOOO MANY TEARS! And your killing the house!" Lace yelled as the typhoon was wetting her AND the house.
Iris came floating down the river in a kyak, rowing the oars. "Wheeeeeee.... Living the dream." Iris said, attempting sound like she was having a blast.
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Post by Alice on Mar 8, 2010 21:19:09 GMT -5
Alice was swimming through the water of tears to her room. "I don't even want to know..." Alice sang.
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