Post by Lillian Rathbone on Jul 25, 2010 2:32:25 GMT -5
Aura Broils- A Twilight Parody
Snifistic Spot:
Sigh. Moving. I found myself in one of my mother’s expressive conversations, about how she wanted more for me than the simple life I had. I really didn’t need adventure. All I needed was someone to make my coffee, make my bed, and do my laundry. That’s all I really needed,but apperantly my mother thougwht differently.
“Well your father really wants to see you, and you’ve always wanted to go to Canada.” That was when I was seven. I had grown up. “Mother. I love you so much,but sometimes you forget I’m accutlly not seven years old anymore.” I said with a sigh, while watching my mother pack up my clothes. “C’MON CHIMA! YOU’LL LOVE IT! LIVE A LITTLE!” I rolled my eyes at my mom’s sudden change of attitude. “Uhm, yeah. Cold weather, sled dogs for school busses,and fish every night for food. Wah-hoo.” I threw my hand up in a circular motion. “ Ergh. Chima. You know that Vancover,Canada is nothing like that. Its acctully a lot different then how your dad describes it.” I rolled my eyes again. “Dad’s always right mom. Never doubt the power of dad!” My mom laughed. Then she kissed me on the forhead,and whispered something in my ear. “GOOD-BYE CHIMA If you find you hate it,just give me a call.” I rolled my eyes, I thought this wasn’t decided yet,but who was I too argue with my mother?
My mother followed me to the car. I was on my way to the airport. I put my arm on the handrest and my fingers started rummaging a bit. I was making a loud rucus. “CHIMA! CHIMA! Just because your name is Chima, doesn’t mean you can start sounding like chimes.” I laughed reluctant like. I sounded nothing like chimes. I was gracefull when I talked. I sounded like a little woodland fairy flying through the forest. My mother continued. “And no Chima, you sound nothing like a woodland fairy. So get that out of your head.” Way to burst my bubble mom. I made the face that I used in chatrooms and wrote it on a piece of paper. I showed it to my mom. “._.” My mother looked confused. “Confucious says I have no idea what that is,and I never will.” My mother was seriously out of line on the teenage symbols that us teenage peeps used. I continued to look out the window we were finally at the airport. I ran outside, I couldn’t stand another one of my mother’s remarks. “BYE HONEY!” She yelled as I ran to the waiting area thingy. She never called me honey. I had no idea why she did today. Whatever reason, I didn’t care. My father was waiting for me in Vancover.
When the time came to get on the airplane I was craving peanuts. It was a good thing airplanes had peanuts. I saw somebody following me. “Hello.” She said with a smile. I could tell this would be a long ride,as the girl looked like she was someone who got a conversation out of anything. Kind of like my friends back home.
“Uhm, hi. I’m uh.. Chima, Chima Hawk.” The girl looked at me with a smile on her face. While she was smiling she began to twist her straight brunette hair around her finger. Like preppy snobby girls would. Great. This one is defentally a friend to keep. That was all that was on my head at the time. After I had a bunch of long confusing thoughts, the girl finally replied. “Oh great name Chima! My name is Jackie.Jackie Hamley. I’m like really excited about being on this like flight with you. So, like what brings you to the grand “Vancover”?” The girl asked. I smirked. “Well uhm, I’m moving there.” The girl’s mouth changed to a perfect “O” shape. “OH MY GOD! I LIVE THERE WE SHOULD LIKE TOATS GO SHOPPING” “Oh my god.” I mumbled to my self. This one was a real keeper. Then I began to be serious. “Sure. I’d like that.” I said hiding a frown.
Jackie smiled. “GREAT! And when we get there I want you to meet my friends because chances are we’ll be going to the same school, WE COULD BE BEST FRIENDS!” Great. That would be just great. Another thing I thought to myself. I decided I would keep conversations up on the flight to Vancover. Jackie would after all keep me entertained. “Sure. I’d like that.” I lied again. I guess I was pretty good at lying,which probably wasn’t a good thing. It was just something to get me out of trouble,because if you knew me, you’d know that Chima Hawk gets into trouble often. There was no reason for lying though. Besides the fact that Jackie was a toatall preppy snobby rich kid who cared nothing for herself.
The airplane FINALLY landed in Vancover. Jackie was getting so annoying. I know knew how my mom felt. “Uhm. Jackie. I have to meet up with my father. I will-“ Jackie finished the sentence for me. “Oh okay! Perfectly fine! I know moving is hard,and I can’t wait too see you at school on Monday!” I was freaked now. First of all I didn’t tell “Jackie” if that was her real name what school I went too. Second of all. I didn’t tell her what county I lived in. Third of all. This Jacky person seemed kind of stalkerish. I really didn’t care.She was officaly my “friend”
I walked to my dad’s car. He was the official pizza delivery dude,and he picked me up in his delivery car. “Hey Chimes. Would you like some pizza?” “No, Chuckie Hawk, I already ate,but thanks!” Chuckie laughed. “Okay Chimes. Imma drive us home.” Nawh DUH? My dad was so stupid. I probably shouldn’t have thought that about him,but I did. Which was unfortante. However, it was like me. “Okay Chuckster.” I called my dad Chuckster for some akward reason. Usually when I first met up with him I called him by his full name. It was just my father and I’s tradition. I called him dad any other day but the first day I was with him I usually called him “Chuckie” or “Chuckster” My mom and him were divorced or as my mom called it “widowed” She always would creep me out. I thought she got that from an episode of The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody.
I walked into the house. It was pretty decent,for a guy who was a pizza delivery dude. I walked upstairs to see my bedroom. What it was was decorated with green plants, and palm trees. And,when I walked in my room. My dad immediatally started playing, “Something About The Sunshine” by Sterling Knight,and Margaret, whatever her last name was. I laughed ,because he put on sunglasses and started dancing. “SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE BABY SEEING YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW LIGHT! OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME BABY I HOPE ITS All RIGHT!” I put my head in my hands,and sighed. “Just stop dad.” He laughed. “BUT I’m THE COOL PARENT” I laughed so hard. “You sure are dad.”
xD And thats all I have so far.
Snifistic Spot:
Sigh. Moving. I found myself in one of my mother’s expressive conversations, about how she wanted more for me than the simple life I had. I really didn’t need adventure. All I needed was someone to make my coffee, make my bed, and do my laundry. That’s all I really needed,but apperantly my mother thougwht differently.
“Well your father really wants to see you, and you’ve always wanted to go to Canada.” That was when I was seven. I had grown up. “Mother. I love you so much,but sometimes you forget I’m accutlly not seven years old anymore.” I said with a sigh, while watching my mother pack up my clothes. “C’MON CHIMA! YOU’LL LOVE IT! LIVE A LITTLE!” I rolled my eyes at my mom’s sudden change of attitude. “Uhm, yeah. Cold weather, sled dogs for school busses,and fish every night for food. Wah-hoo.” I threw my hand up in a circular motion. “ Ergh. Chima. You know that Vancover,Canada is nothing like that. Its acctully a lot different then how your dad describes it.” I rolled my eyes again. “Dad’s always right mom. Never doubt the power of dad!” My mom laughed. Then she kissed me on the forhead,and whispered something in my ear. “GOOD-BYE CHIMA If you find you hate it,just give me a call.” I rolled my eyes, I thought this wasn’t decided yet,but who was I too argue with my mother?
My mother followed me to the car. I was on my way to the airport. I put my arm on the handrest and my fingers started rummaging a bit. I was making a loud rucus. “CHIMA! CHIMA! Just because your name is Chima, doesn’t mean you can start sounding like chimes.” I laughed reluctant like. I sounded nothing like chimes. I was gracefull when I talked. I sounded like a little woodland fairy flying through the forest. My mother continued. “And no Chima, you sound nothing like a woodland fairy. So get that out of your head.” Way to burst my bubble mom. I made the face that I used in chatrooms and wrote it on a piece of paper. I showed it to my mom. “._.” My mother looked confused. “Confucious says I have no idea what that is,and I never will.” My mother was seriously out of line on the teenage symbols that us teenage peeps used. I continued to look out the window we were finally at the airport. I ran outside, I couldn’t stand another one of my mother’s remarks. “BYE HONEY!” She yelled as I ran to the waiting area thingy. She never called me honey. I had no idea why she did today. Whatever reason, I didn’t care. My father was waiting for me in Vancover.
When the time came to get on the airplane I was craving peanuts. It was a good thing airplanes had peanuts. I saw somebody following me. “Hello.” She said with a smile. I could tell this would be a long ride,as the girl looked like she was someone who got a conversation out of anything. Kind of like my friends back home.
“Uhm, hi. I’m uh.. Chima, Chima Hawk.” The girl looked at me with a smile on her face. While she was smiling she began to twist her straight brunette hair around her finger. Like preppy snobby girls would. Great. This one is defentally a friend to keep. That was all that was on my head at the time. After I had a bunch of long confusing thoughts, the girl finally replied. “Oh great name Chima! My name is Jackie.Jackie Hamley. I’m like really excited about being on this like flight with you. So, like what brings you to the grand “Vancover”?” The girl asked. I smirked. “Well uhm, I’m moving there.” The girl’s mouth changed to a perfect “O” shape. “OH MY GOD! I LIVE THERE WE SHOULD LIKE TOATS GO SHOPPING” “Oh my god.” I mumbled to my self. This one was a real keeper. Then I began to be serious. “Sure. I’d like that.” I said hiding a frown.
Jackie smiled. “GREAT! And when we get there I want you to meet my friends because chances are we’ll be going to the same school, WE COULD BE BEST FRIENDS!” Great. That would be just great. Another thing I thought to myself. I decided I would keep conversations up on the flight to Vancover. Jackie would after all keep me entertained. “Sure. I’d like that.” I lied again. I guess I was pretty good at lying,which probably wasn’t a good thing. It was just something to get me out of trouble,because if you knew me, you’d know that Chima Hawk gets into trouble often. There was no reason for lying though. Besides the fact that Jackie was a toatall preppy snobby rich kid who cared nothing for herself.
The airplane FINALLY landed in Vancover. Jackie was getting so annoying. I know knew how my mom felt. “Uhm. Jackie. I have to meet up with my father. I will-“ Jackie finished the sentence for me. “Oh okay! Perfectly fine! I know moving is hard,and I can’t wait too see you at school on Monday!” I was freaked now. First of all I didn’t tell “Jackie” if that was her real name what school I went too. Second of all. I didn’t tell her what county I lived in. Third of all. This Jacky person seemed kind of stalkerish. I really didn’t care.She was officaly my “friend”
I walked to my dad’s car. He was the official pizza delivery dude,and he picked me up in his delivery car. “Hey Chimes. Would you like some pizza?” “No, Chuckie Hawk, I already ate,but thanks!” Chuckie laughed. “Okay Chimes. Imma drive us home.” Nawh DUH? My dad was so stupid. I probably shouldn’t have thought that about him,but I did. Which was unfortante. However, it was like me. “Okay Chuckster.” I called my dad Chuckster for some akward reason. Usually when I first met up with him I called him by his full name. It was just my father and I’s tradition. I called him dad any other day but the first day I was with him I usually called him “Chuckie” or “Chuckster” My mom and him were divorced or as my mom called it “widowed” She always would creep me out. I thought she got that from an episode of The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody.
I walked into the house. It was pretty decent,for a guy who was a pizza delivery dude. I walked upstairs to see my bedroom. What it was was decorated with green plants, and palm trees. And,when I walked in my room. My dad immediatally started playing, “Something About The Sunshine” by Sterling Knight,and Margaret, whatever her last name was. I laughed ,because he put on sunglasses and started dancing. “SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE BABY SEEING YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW LIGHT! OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME BABY I HOPE ITS All RIGHT!” I put my head in my hands,and sighed. “Just stop dad.” He laughed. “BUT I’m THE COOL PARENT” I laughed so hard. “You sure are dad.”
xD And thats all I have so far.
Any at all?
Sterling Knight is the best and Anna Margaret has a cute voice XD