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Post by Boot on Oct 25, 2011 8:36:31 GMT -5
"Lalala~" someone sang happily as they skipped down a path in the forest. The sky was clear and the sun shone brightly. The birds sang cheerfully, and everyone within a 100 mile radius was happy. It was a beautiful day.
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Post by Alice on Oct 25, 2011 8:39:36 GMT -5
(Btw this is Boot, I'm just putting the story on the boards. xD But this is Alice's post)
Suddenly, Alice walked in, dragging Mr. Pickle on a leash. She had an evil grin on her face. Everything in the 100 mile radius suddenly turned black and died, and Alice laughed evilly, satisfied that her evil mood was killing everything around her.
"SQUEEEEE!" Mr. Pickle screamed bloody murder, begging somebody to help him. Alice picked him up and took a bite out of his pickle head, laughing evilly again as Mr. Pickle cried in horror. "Anybody that dares to challenge me shall die!" Alice threatened to the world, waving Mr. Pickle in the air dramatically.
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Post by Boot on Oct 25, 2011 8:40:01 GMT -5
MJ, the one who had been skipping and singing, gasped. "How dare you!" He waved his magic wand of awesomeness and made everything happy again. He then continued to skip around and sing Thriller.
Boot magically appeared out of nowhere. "I'll challenge you, Alice! Muahahaha!" she said, laughing evilly even though technically she was the good one. xD She pulled out a sword dramatically. Everyone gasped. "I'll save you, Mr. Pickle!" she shouted as she charged at Alice.
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Post by WoahItsAlice on Oct 26, 2011 23:21:44 GMT -5
Conrad Murry snuck up behind MJ, very upset that the happy mood had returned. Silently, he jumped into the air, aiming to attack the ultra-awesome-wonderful-amazing-deceased pop-star.
The crowd gasped at screamed, trying to get MJ's attention, but he was too busy being an awesome person and singing Thriller.
Alice glared at Boot, highly offended at her foe's evil laugh. How dare she steal that laugh?! "Hey, YOU!" Alice bellowed, stuffing Mr. Pickle into her back pocket. "You can't laugh evilly, I have it trademarked! Look!" Alice held up a document which read, it purple crayon, "liek if any1 steels my laugh their gonna get sued k? thanks bie love alice." Alice, sadly, barely knew how to spell. "But, I accept your challenge! Let us fight... To the death!" She pulled out a wand and evil thunder cracked behind her. The sky darkened. The happy mood got scared and ran away. "I stole this from Cedric Diggory after he died, cause I'm EVIL! Muahahahaha!"
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Post by Boot on Oct 27, 2011 21:03:58 GMT -5
MJ continued singing Thriller, and because he was so ultra-awesome-wonderful-amazing, he did a spin right before Conrad Murry attacked, which made Conrad Murry miss and fall onto his face.
Boot burst into a fit of giggles at seeing the document and collapsed onto the ground, which was a little much for something that really wasn't all that funny. When she fell she accidentally impaled herself on her own sword. Her face was like "O:<" which sort of ruined the dramatic mood, and after taking one last dramatically shaky breath, she DIED.
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Post by Alice on Nov 2, 2011 15:58:42 GMT -5
Conrad Murry growled, stood up, and ran over to Boot's dead body. He grabbed the sword and pulled it out of her, smiled at it evilly, and charged at MJ while screaming like a maniac.
Alice blinked. She blinked again. She blinked one more time, and then threw her hands up in the air and cheered. "VICTORY IS MINEEEEEE! YESSSSSSS! And it was so easy too!" She then proceeded to dance around Boot's dead body happily, while taking huge bites out of the sobbing Mr. Pickle.
The first "somebody" and the other "somebody" were crouching behind a bush, gasping at the scene. The other "somebody" had his pockets full of clay.
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Post by Boot on Nov 2, 2011 23:54:41 GMT -5
MJ snapped his fingers and suddenly Conrad Murry was in Magic Land, in a field with two cute little bunnies. Then the bunnies started multiplying.
MJ started glowing, and floated up back to his palace in the sky. He'd had enough attempts on his life (death?) for one day.
The first 'somebody' glared at the second 'somebody.' "Don't you dare try to give me that clay." She then turned back to watch Alice doing a happy dance, and she whispered, "On the count of three, let's charge. 1.... 7..... 5..... 9..... 3!" Sadly, the first 'somebody' barely knew how to count. When she got to three, she let out a battle cry, and charged--but she accidentally missed Alice and tripped, right into the Fiery Pit of Despair. "Help!" she cried, hanging by one hand off the edge of the pit.
Suddenly, the real Boot laughed evilly. "I never died! Muahahaha! That was really Beverly!" She pulled out a new sword, which magically turned into a wand to match Alice's. Unfortunately, she was almost a mile away from everyone else, so no one had heard her and she now had to run all the way over there. By the time she made it, she was panting heavily. "I'll... huff.... Defeat... huff... You! ...huff huff..."
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Post by Alice on Nov 30, 2011 19:14:17 GMT -5
Alice sat on the floor, playing checkers with herself. She had gotten tired of waiting for the real Boot to run over to them. "Ohhh, woah Alice, looks like I just jumped you! TAKE THAT!" Alice yelled dramatically, jumping a red checkers over a black one and swiping it off the board. Alice quickly somersaulted to the other side of the board, pretending to be the second player. "Alice, how could you?" She accused herself, sobbing. "I thought we were friends!" She rolled back to her previous place on the other side. "We were never friends! You're dead to me! Muahahaha!"
Everyone stared at her in annoyance. The Fiery Pit of Despair, freaked out, tried to blow some fire at Alice but got the first 'somebody' instead.
"Hehe!" the other 'somebody' giggled, running up to the first 'somebody'. He dropped a piece of clay on her head and ran away, screaming like a little girl cause he knew it was going to explode.
Alice somehow lost the game of checkers and started crying. When she noticed that Boot was back she jumped over to her. "You're not dead?" She accused, pointing a finger in Boot's face. "Aww... Well that's a shame."
MJ laughed gleefully from his cloud, waving down at Conrad Murray as the bunnies started piling up and crushing him. "You're GUILTY! HA! Even the State of California thinks you are!" He started dancing to Thriller happily.
(This took me a MONTH to think of. Hehe, whoops. :D)
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Post by Boot on Sept 29, 2012 0:37:10 GMT -5
Boot knocked over Alice's chess board, ruining her game. "Ha!" she said, laughing evilly.
The first 'somebody' was so surprised that she passed out and fell into the Fiery Pit of Despair, and was never seen again. The Fiery Pit of Despair was happy, because he finally had a girl to talk to. "Hey there ;'D" he said to her, winking.
Beverly and Edward appeared. Beverly was carrying Edward because he was too lazy to walk. "Sometimes I don't know if your funkyness is worth it..." she said, shaking her head in disappointment.
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Post by Alice on Sept 29, 2012 0:45:46 GMT -5
Alice roared and tackled Boot to the ground.
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!" She screamed.
Pedobear and Slenderman were watching nearby, snapping pictures.
The Fiery Pit of Despair and the first "somebody" eventually got married, and they had 109849567 children.
Edward sighed, and rolled his head against Beverly's neck. "Hey there little lady, walk a little faster and you might get some funky time later. ;D"
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