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Post by jasper on Dec 22, 2009 23:47:06 GMT -5
(OOC: I have absolutely no clue xDDDDDD)
Jasper smiled. "You're welcome back to my humble abode!" he said, gesturing towards the pigs pen near the Cullen house. "Oops...wrong angle..." He moved his gesture towards his room. "Oh and before you die," he said, getting down on one knee, "will you marry me?" He pulled out an onion ring and handed it to her.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:00:55 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL! He points to the pig pen ;D)
Alice smiled at Jasper. "Yes!" Alice said, taking the onion ring and putting it on her finger. "I love you Jasper!"
"Aww.. So romantic!" Homer Simpson said, while sitting in his pig pen with Spider Pig.
A starving hobo came along and almost fainted at the sight of the delicious onion ring upon the freaky girl's finger. He came up behind Alice and stole it, laughing evilly and taking a huge bite out of it.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:03:43 GMT -5
Jasper gasped. "Gasp!" Jasper said. He stole the ring back from the hobo then rewound time, to right before the hobo stole it. Then he karate flipped the hobo when he tried to steal it. He smiled triumphantly. He ate a hamburger as a reward. "NOMNOMNOM."
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:09:43 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL xD)
The hobo ran home crying, but on his way back to his card-board box Edward stopped him. "Hello hobo," Edward said, and started to make out with him.
Alice clapped. "Way to go Jasper!" Alice said happily. "Do you have a hamburger for meh? Cause the guy should always have a hamburger for the girl!"
The squirrel suddenly appeared next to Jasper and Alice. "I know the answer! He forgot.. But that's not why I am here! The Squirrel Of Christmas Past is here to see you Jasper!" The squirrel said.
(ooc: I couldn't think of anything else, and I just remembered about the Christmas Carol joke. xD)
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:10:58 GMT -5
(OOC: xDDDD. BUT, Edward was the Squirrel...)
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:12:41 GMT -5
(ooc: Pretend it's a different squirrel xD)
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:17:24 GMT -5
" ," Jasper said. "What?!?! But...but...Edward's right there!!! You can't be Edward! So..Who are you? O.o." Jasper ripped the Squirrel's face off. There was a skeleton underneath. "....Sorry!!" Jasper said appologetically. The Squirrel grinned. "You are so easily faked by skeletons!" he said, laughing joyously. He ripped his skeleton mask off, and underneath was a real squirrel. "Muahaha!!" the Squirrel said. "Oh, and, a word of advice...Don't wear so much makeup. It's not fitting." The Squirrel laughed. Jasper looked at Alice. "Help..." he said quietly, hoping the Squirrel didn't hear. Then he gave her a hamburger. He took another bite of his. "NOMNOMNOM." "Squee!" said an over-large pickle on the ground next to them, which had arms and legs and shoes and a face.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:24:18 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL! You play the squirrel awesomely xD)
The Squirrel smiled. "Meet my friend! Mr. Pickle," the Squirrel said, gesturing toward the pickle on the ground.
"Squee Squee! SQUEE!!" Mr. Pickle shouted, which meant nice to meet you in it's language.
Alice looked down at it. "That's not weird at all," Alice said sarcastically, taking a bite of her hamburger.
"Okay, so Jasper," the Squirrel said evilly, looking at him. "You will now meet the Squirrel Of Christmas Past! MUAHAHAHA!" The squirrel waved around a wand, and a Squirrel that looked exactly like Mike Newton appeared. "YO!" the Squirrel Of Christmas Past yelled.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:33:04 GMT -5
"O.O," Jasper said. "Alice! TAKE THIS DODGEBALL AND SMASH HIM!" he yelled, indicated to attack the Squirrel who looked like Mike Newton.
Mr. Pickle grinned. "Squee squee squee SQUEE!" it said, which meant something along the lines of, "JASPER WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOMORROW!"
(OOC: I actually have a song like that that I made up: "Konner will dieeeeeee Tomorrow!" xD)
The Squirrel of Christmas Past grinned maliciously and waved his wand again. Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Anidori Isilee in Wizard-Form, Lacey Felicity in Wizard-Form, Ron Weasley, Tabitha (Enter Last Name Here)'s little brother Eli in Vampire-Form, Michael Jackson in Popstar-Form, and Santa Clause in Magical Ghost-Form appeared out of no where. They were all brain washed, and all they could think of doing was kill Jasper and Alice. "Muahahaha!!!!!" the Squirrel of Christmas Past said evily.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:38:52 GMT -5
Alice smirked. "I wouldn't be laughing if I were you!" Alice yelled, hurling the dodge ball at The Squirrel Of Christmas Past.
"Useless!" The Squirrel Of Christmas Past said. "Santa!"
Santa got right in front of The Squirrel Of Christmas Past, and the dodge ball bounced into his stomach and reflected back at Jasper and Alice.
All of the brain washed people laughed evilly while the brain washed Michael Jackson danced to Billie Jean.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:41:04 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jasper screamed. "HELP!" He cowered on the ground, his hands over his head.
Just then, Jessica Alba came. She wans't brain-washed. "OMG!" she said girlishly. "WHAT A CUTE PICKLE!!" She ran over and picked it up. "I shall name you Squishy, and my Squishy you shall be!"
Jasper growled. "ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, then passed out somehow.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:47:37 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL xD)
Alice looked at Jasper in horror. "What's wrong?" She yelled.
Jessica Alba's tummy growled. "I'm so hungry!!" She yelped. She then looked down at Mr. Pickle. "OH! YUM! She took a big bite of poor Mr. Pickle, and his last words were, "SQUEEE! REMEMBER MEH! SQUEEE!"
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:51:11 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!)
Jasper woke up. "I was in magical rainbow land!" he shrieked. "Get me out of magical rainbow land!!!!!"
Jessica Alba smiled. "This was so delicious, I think I'll have another bite!" She bit Mr. Pickle's foot off. "MMMMM!"
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:54:05 GMT -5
"Magical... Rainbow Land?" Alice asked. Then she saw Michael staring at her. She suddenly felt light-headed, and fell to the ground. When she woke up there was a tall and colorful rainbow, with grassy fields, and little bunnies hopping around. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" She screamed. "MICHAEL? WHYYY?"
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 0:55:54 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jasper gasped. "Alice!!" He quickly passed out too to be with her. "Alice!" he exclaimed, running across the flowery field to her like they do in movies. Then he ran into a Unicorn.
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