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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 0:55:21 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!)
Jasper sighed. "Sorry...I CHOOSE TINKER BELL!" He ran and jumped into Tinker Bell's arms. He had magically turned small and fairy-sized while jumping.
"NOOOO!" Esme shrieked. She pulled out her harpoon gun (She actually uses this harpoon gun in the book) and started shooting harpoons at Alice.
MJ screamed. "NO!" He danced to Thriller to relieve his sadness.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Tinker Bell laughed. "HE CHOSE ME!"
"JERK!" MJ screamed.
"HA!" said Tinker Bell.
"HE LIKES ME BETTER!" said MJ.
"NO ME!" said Tinker Bell.
"NO ME!!!!" yelled MJ.
"ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Tinker Bell.
Jasper growled. "SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU BOTH EQUALLY!" Then he looked at Alice. He coughed in embarrassment. "But, of course, I like you best..."
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 1:08:31 GMT -5
Alice smiled with victory. "Ha!" She laughed at Tinker Bell and MJ. She ducked to to avoid Esme's attack also. "HA again!"
MJ passed out while Tinker Bell started screaming. "NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!" She got out some of her fairy dust and poofed herself and Jasper far away from Neverland.
"NOOO!" Alice and MJ both screamed at the same time. Alice looked at MJ weirdly. "I thought you passed out," she said.
"I never pass out cause I'm awesome!" MJ said.
Count Olaf suddenly was behind Alice. He tapped her on the shoulder. When Alice turned around he started to make out with her again. "HAHA! JASPER IS GONE! HAHAHAHA!!!" Count Olaf squeed with victory.
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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 1:17:06 GMT -5
(OOC: -dies of laughter-)
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Esme screeched. She threw knives at Count Olaf. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Brittany Spears threw spears at Esme, Count Olaf, MJ, Alice, and Peter Pan. "HA!"
"AH!" Jasper screamed. "TAKE ME BACK, YOU FIEND!" he said, as if he were a superhero who had been captured.
Peter Pan screamed. "NO!" The spear had hit him. He staggered slowly, then fell in a heap on top of Alice. He was so fat from eating Santa's cookies that he was too heavy for Alice to lift him off.
Count Olaf cried. "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING, BRITTANY!" he said tearfully.
"TOO BAD! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH ESME, ALICE, JASPER, EDWARD, JOE JONAS, BELLA, A BOOT, A SHOE, A LACE, AND A LOT MORE! WELL I'M DONE!" Brittany Spears yelled. She stormed away. Two years later her body would be found in the remains of a horrible fire.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Olaf yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Esme yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Jasper yelled as Tinker Bell tried to...Do something to him, if you know what I mean O.o
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Pooh Bear yelled as he watched this from his Throne high in the sky.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" MJ yelled as Thriller ended.
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 1:26:19 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD - dies from falling of a cliff while laughing xD-
Alice had the wind knocked out of her as Peter Pan fell on her. "Get off of me you fatty! I thought you were skinny in the stupid movie!" Alice yelled.
Santa came along and dumped more cookies on Peter Pan. "HO HO HO! MERRY FATTY CHRISTMAS PETER PAN! HO HO HO!" Santa said.
Tinker Bell laughed evily while she.. er... you get the picture... xD
Tigger started bouncing around Pooh Bear. "HEHEHEHE!" He laughed.
Tiger Woods came along and looked at Pooh Bear. "Hey.. You're cute! Wanna be mistress number 34?" Tiger asked, raising his eyebrows and winking.
Billie Jean then started playing. "Phew.." MJ said relieved. He then got on his super awesome MJ clothes and danced around some more.
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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 1:42:08 GMT -5
"NEVER!" Peter Pan said.
Sakura came along. "Hoe..." she said.
Jasper screamed. "STOP! I'M MARRIED! SICKO!" he yelled.
Pooh Bear reached inside his honey pot, but it was empty. "Can I have some honey?" Pooh Bear asked.
"Sure!" Pooh Bear replied to Tiger Woods.
Then Billie Jean ended. "NO!" MJ shrieked. He re-died from sadness.
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 1:51:25 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL! Sakura! Yeah! xD) Alice started punching Peter Pan to make him get off, but his belly was so huge that it adsorbed all of her punches. "NO!" Alice yelled. Yukito came along and Sakura got all dazed. "Yukito!" Sakura said happily. Yukito then suddenly disappeared. "HOOOOE?!?!" Sakura screamed. Terra ran to MJ. "NO! YOU CAN'T DIE AGAIN!" She screeched. Tinker Bell grinned. "Jasper, I'm so over you now! I'm into Yukito now!" She said. Yukito was suddenly there with them. He had the " " look on his face. "Hey, we have matching eye shadow!!" Yukito said happily.
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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 1:59:22 GMT -5
(OOC:-Dies laughing the way I described in the Cbox- Oh and did Sakura call him a hoe? O.o)
Peter Pan was still dead.
Sakura cried. Then the little monkey thing started throwing bean bags at her. "SUCK IT UP!" it yelled.
"ACTUALLY, I CAN!" MJ squeed.
Jasper sighed in relief. Then he realized he was chained to a bed.
Tomoyo came along, whistling to herself. Then she saw Jasper, and couldn't control herself. She started doing what Tinker Bell was doing moments before.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jasper screeched. "WHY ME?"
"WOO! EYESHADOW BROTHERS!" Jasper said, then started screaming again.
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 2:06:05 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!! Not Tomoyo! She's like.. the good girl of the series.. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD And no, when Sakura goes "Hoe" She makes a different sound. She says it when she's confused xD)
"No you can't!" Terra yelled back at MJ.
The little monkey thing (Kero) Then flew over to Count Olaf. "HEY-HO!" He yelled, and started to make out with him.
"AHHHHH!" Count Olaf screamed. "NO!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Sakura watched them wide-eyed. "Kero.. I never knew you had an intrest in guys!" She said. xD
"Wait, you're dead?!?!" Alice said, struggling under Peter Pan's weight.
Tinker Bell scowled. "Tomoyo! I don't even want Jasper here!" She yelled, poofing him back to Neverland.
Tomoyo started to cry.
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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 2:15:23 GMT -5
(OOC: Too bad. Too both of your statements. xD)
"Yes," Peter Pan said.
"OH YES I CAN!" MJ said. Then he disappeared angrily.
"NO," Esme said.
"YEP!" Kero said, then made out with Olaf again.
"O.o" Sakura said.
"YAY!" Jasper said, and ran to Alice.
Yukito then appeared.
Then Li appeared.
Yukito and Li started to make out in front of Sakura.
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 2:24:20 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL xDDD)
"AHHHH!" Sakura screamed as she saw Yukito and Li kissing. "LI! You jerk! Don't kiss Yukito!" She then got out her wand and started hitting Li as hard as she could. xD
"Jasper!" Alice yelled. "Get Peter Pan off of me!"
Terra had grabbed onto MJ just as he was leaving. When she looked around she was at the Motown 25! "WOAH!! You can time travel?" Terra asked MJ.
MJ rolled his eyes. "Duh," he said sarcastically.
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Post by Boot on Jan 1, 2010 2:38:44 GMT -5
"OW OW OW OW OW!" Li said repeatedly.
Jasper picked Peter Pan up and chucked him to China. "I hate China," he said.
Yukito grabbed Sakura's wand. "STOP!" he said. "HE'S MY SOULMATE!" And he made out with Li again.
Tinker Bell burst into a cloud of smoke.
Tomoyo kept crying till she passed out.
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 10:51:50 GMT -5
Peter Pan flew over China. "AHHH!! GODZILLA!!" People screamed, pointing to Peter Pan. They then started running around like crazy.
Alice got up and smirked at Peter Pan who was flying all the way to China. "Thanks," she said to Jasper, streching.
Kero flew over to Sakura. "Wow Sakura.. Your crush likes your rival, and your best friend passed out. And now I'm going to spazz out to make it worse! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Kero screamed. He then started flying in circles.
Sakura glared at everyone. "Fine!" She yelled. "I'm going back in time with MJ! So HA!" She then threw one of those little smoke balls down at her feet, and she was gone... o.O
MJ screamed. "NO!!!" He yelled as Sakura showed up at the Motown 25. "NO MORE PEOPLE!" He then transported back in time again to when he was in the Jackson 5.
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Post by a on Jan 1, 2010 13:50:37 GMT -5
(OOC: -Kills my computer- - Eyes red in pure anger- I DID TWO WHOLE DIFFERENT POSTS, AND RIGHT BEFORE I WAS DONE, IT TURNED OFF! IT HAPPENED TWICE! IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, I AM GONNA RIP THIS COMPUTER TO SHREDS!!!!) Sakura followed MJ wherever he went. "I'M NOT GODZILLA! I'M PETER PAN!" the Corpse of Peter Pan yelled down to the Chinese people. "You're welcome," Jasper said. Then he said, "I want children." Yukito and Li had the look on their face. "Hey, you have my eyeshadow!" Li yelled at Yukito. "NO I DON'T!" Yukito yelled at Li. "YAH HUH!" Li yelled. "NO!" Yukito said. "YES!" Li said. "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" and so on. Kero spazzed out, then died of a heart attack. His ghost followed Sakura around. Peter Pan didn't have enough momentum. He fell crashing through the sky, and landed right on the ruler of China. "OW! THIS RULER IS POINTY!" Peter Pan said. "AND IT'S PINK! EWWWWWWWWW!" (OOC: I really do hate China...-Evil laugh-)
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 1, 2010 19:53:07 GMT -5
Alice started to speak, but then suddenly Count Olaf came back! He tied Jasper and Alice up again, made out with Alice, and then made out with Jasper.. Even longer.. xD MJ turned around and faced Sakura. "If I give you money will you leave me alone?" MJ said, waving a 100 dollar bill in the air. "Sure! xD" Sakura said. MJ handed Sakura the money. "Now leave me alone," he said. "Okay!" Sakurs said. She then started to walk past him. Suddenly, she grabbed MJ's wallet out of his coat pocket and made a dash for it. xD
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Post by a on Jan 2, 2010 0:54:16 GMT -5
Jasper screamed. "WEIRDO!"
"HAHAHAHA!" was all Olaf said. Then he continued to make out with Jasper. Then he made out with Alice.
"COME BACK HERE!" MJ yelled. He chased after Sakura.
"NEVER!" said Sakura.
Esme shrieked. "STOP IT! YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND, NOT THEIR'S!"
"TOO BAD!" said Olaf. He made Santa Clause take Esme away to Africa.
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