Continuation of Alice's Room

[jasper]

"Really?" Jasper's clone exclaimed, delighted. "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Jasper's clone asked.

[jasper]

Jasper growled. "NO!" he yelled. Jasper attacked Jasper's Clone, and ripped his face off. He was really Rosalie. "WHAT THE FREAK!?!?!?" he screamed.

[Alice]

Alice almost fainted, if possible for a vampire. "I WAS FEELING LOVE TOWARD ROSALIE?!?!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs. Alice charged at Rose and glared at her, fire burning in Alice's eyes from her rage.

The Squirrel then appeared again. "HAHAHAHAHA," it laughed. "Greatest trick in the book!!"

Alice shot the Squirrel a deadly glare, and went over to rip it's head of painfully and slowly. ^.^

[jasper]

(OOC: -dies- LOL)

Rosalie laughed. "That's right! I'm gay!" she exclaimed, then ran in circles.

Jasper stared at her. "I can't believe people think we're twins."

Rosalie squeed and fell out the window. "WHEEEEEE!" she screamed, then fell to the ground. Her face smashed together and the thing thats starts with a Th showed as her dress flew up.

[Alice]

(ooc: LOL!!!)

Alice stared. "Wait.. So what about Emmett?" She said.

Emmett walked into Alice's room. "I'm not really in love with Rose.. I date human models! Guy human models," Emmett said. He then jumped out the window to go kiss a hobo. A guy hobo. "I also date hobos!" He screamed.


(ooc: I'm running out of funny ideas.. xD)

[jasper]

(OOC: That was VERY funny. xDDDDDD)

The Squirrel looked at Alice, scared. Then he ripped his disguise off. And he was....Edward! Edward backed away towards the window. "Please don't kill me!" he shrieked.

Jasper watched in amusement. He threw a hobo at Rosalie

Rosalie screamed. "GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!!" she yelled.

Emmett walked inside. "Hey gu--Rosalie?!?" he said, looking out the window. "Rosalie!!!" he yelled. "What happened to her, and why is she wearing a thong?" he asked. "AND WHY IS SOME GUY OUT THERE KISSING A HOBO?!?!"

The Guy Who Looked Like Emmett came back, stepping on Rosalie's face. "I'M YOU, DORK! NOW GO AWAY!" He shoved him in the toilet.

"Alright!!! I admit it!! I'm cheating on Rosalie!!!!" Emmett yelled. "Just GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!" Then, Emmett magically drowned. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rosalie screamed.

Jasper watched all of this, wide-eyed. He looked at Alice.

[Alice]

(ooc: LOL!! AHHHH!!!! LOOOOOL!! xDDD)

Alice looked back, wide-eyed. "We have a strange family," she mouthed to him.

Edward in his little squirrel costume started to spazz out. "YOU THINK I'M WEIRD? WHY? I'M NOT WEIRD! I'M AWESOME! NOOOOOOOO!!" Edward screamed, running around in circles.

Emmett, Rosalie, and even Esme all got pitchforks and started to yell and spazz out. "WE ARE NOT WEIRD!" They chanted, getting closer to Jasper and Alice.

Just as Esme was about to strike, a bright light started glowing from outside Alice's window, and it floated in, un-able to see the person inside. The light suddenly went out, and it was........ Frosty The Snowman.....

(ooc: HEHEHEHE xD)

[jasper]

Everyone laughed evily, except for Alice, Jasper, and Frosty the Snowman.

Jasper got the look again. "Like my eyeshadow?" he asked Alice.

Frosty the Snowman laughed. "Follow MEEEEEE!" he said to Jasper and Alice. Then he got hit by a truck and his carrott nose landed at Alice's feet.

[Alice]

"FROSTY! RUN!!" Alice said, like Bella in New Moon. But it was to late! Frosty had been hit, and now he was gone. "Frosty! No! I loved chu so much more than Jasper!" Alice screamed. She then remembered that Jasper was right behind her, and turned around. "Heh.. Hi Jasper.." Alice said innocently.

[jasper]

Jasper cried, even though he was a vampire. "Really? So we tried to have kids for nothing?" he asked.

(OOC: LOL ALICE, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!)

[Alice]

(ooc: LOL! Your's was funnier!)

A little half snowman half vampire girl jumped into Alice's arms. "Hi mommy.. Who's this weirdo with the dumb curly blond hair?" Said the little snowman/vampire girl.

"Uhh... Why don't you go somewhere else.. O.O" Alice said, throwing the little snowman/vampire somewhere. "Jasper, it's a lie!! She's uh.. not my kid!" xDD

[jasper]

(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Jasper screamed. "LIAR!" he said. "WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU..." said Jasper. "I'M A GIRL!" He ripped his face off, and underneath he was some random girl. "MUAHAHAHA!"

[Alice]

(ooc: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!)

"That explains the girl-ish hair," Alice muttered. "Well..... I-I also have more news for you!!" Alice ran into Frosty's igloo and came out with 4 snowman/vampire kids. "HA! I had more than one!! So run along you random weird girl!! And I don't even care if I sort of loved a girl! Cause I loved Frosty a lot better!!" Alice stomped away, wondering if Jasper was really a girl or not. But who cared? She was going to unleash her kids on him to harm him. xD

[jasper]

Jasper walked in and watched as Alice stormed away. "Beverly!!" he yelled. "You were just supposed to PUNK'D her, not completely reveal your identity!!!"

Beverly, who had pretended to be Jasper, frowned. "Sorry," she said. "Can I have another try with Edward? He's funky. ."

"No," Jasper stated. Then he ran after Alice. "Wait!" he yelled. "I don't care that you cheated on me! I'm not really a girl!"

[Alice]

(ooc: LOL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - falls of my roof laughing- HOW DID CHU THINK OF THAT? xDDD)

Edward ran over to Beverly and started to make out with her. "I'm glad you think I'm funky!" He said. He then continued to make out with her. xD

"Yes you do! I know you do!" Alice said, almost crying.

"Umm.. Alice.. I.. have a confession," Frosty The Snowman's Ghost said, floating down wards from the sky. "Those are not your kids.. They're Beverly's kids!"

Edward heard this and stopped making out with Beverly. "Buh-Bye!" Edward said, skipping away.

Beverly went wide-eyed. "Way to blow it Frosty," she screamed.

Alice glared at Frosty. "So.... Then.. YOU CHEATED ON ME FROSTY?!" Alice yelled.

Frosty yawned. "You weren't good enough for me, BYE!" He said, flying away into the sunset.

Alice gawked, and turned to Jasper to just stare at him in an apologetic way.