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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 0:59:57 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The Unicorn scowled and kicked Jasper with it's hind leg. "Hmph!" It said, and walked away.
"JASPER!" Alice said, waving. She started to run to him, but then all the bunnies started to reproduce by the millions, and soon Jasper, Alice, and all of Magical Rainbow Land were buried by bunnies.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 1:02:16 GMT -5
Jasper screamed. "AHHHHHHH! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" he yelled. He tried to find Alice. He grabbed a over large bunny. "ALICE! IS THAT YOU?" he asked the bunny. The bunny pooped in his hand and hopped away.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 11:22:34 GMT -5
Alice couldn't help but giggle. "I'm over here!" She yelled. "Follow the sound of my voice!"
Michael Jackson then suddenly appeared in the Magical Rainbow Land along with Anidori in wizard form. Ani waved her wand and the whole grassy field that was Magical Rainbow Land disappeared. All the bunnies fell down wards, along with Jasper and Alice.
Michael was using his super awesomeness to float, and Ani cast a spell so she could fly around too. "BYE!" MJ screamed, doing a little spin in the air.
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Post by me on Dec 23, 2009 11:24:59 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay, you included me! xDDDDDDD Imma go changee to Jasper den I shall reply . )
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 11:26:42 GMT -5
(ooc: Hehe ^.^)
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 11:31:19 GMT -5
(OOC: WHOOPEE. xD)
Jasper squeamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screeched.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 11:40:27 GMT -5
Jessica Alba was falling into the hole to, clutching onto the half-eaten Mr. Pickle. "Hey blond, you're cute!" She yelled are girly.
Alice just glared at Jessica Alba.
Then, all of the sudden, Mr. Pickle came back to life! "SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEE SQUEEEE!!!!!!" It screamed which meant "JESSICA ALBA WILL NOW DIE AT THE HANDS OF A PICKLE!" Mr. Pickle then jumped out of Jessica's arm.
"NO! COME BACK!" Jessica yelled.
Mr. Pickle got out a laser pickle gun, and pointed it at Jessica Alba. "SquSqueeSqueeSuee!" The pickle laughed.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 11:47:04 GMT -5
(OOC: LMFAO!!!!!!!!) Mr. Pickle's little sister came along out of nowhere. "BROTHER! YOU'RE KILLING HUMANS WITHOUT ME?!? THAT'S SO RUDE!" she said, and started to cry. She rang a bell, and Brittany Spears came along. She was in chains, and she was Mr. Pickle's Little Sister's slave! Brittany Spears threw Jello on Mr. Pickle's Little Sister. "Now go and eat that blonde chick," Mr. Pickle's Little Sister said, talking about Jasper. Brittany Spears got the O.o look on her face. "Where is she?" she asked. She didn't realize Mr. Pickle's Little Sister meant Jasper. "You mean that person in the thong?" Rosalie screamed. "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!" she shrieked. She ripped her thong off, and pulled her skirt dress thing lower so no one could see stuff (OOC: xDDDDDDD) Then she threw the thong at Alice. And she ran away, laughing giddily. Michael Jackson watched, creeped out. Then he floated away, too scared to watch another moment. Anidori stayed with the look. "LIKE MY EYESHADOW?" she yelled at Alice, laughing evily.
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 12:04:01 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL xD)
Alice throw the thong back at Roaslie, and looked up at MJ leaving. "NOOOOO!!" She screamed. "And also, Ani, that color so does not fit chu!"
Brittany Spears was about to eat Jasper, but then stopped and turned around. "Can I make out with him instead? He's funky xD" She said, like Beverly had.
"Ugh.. Fine." Mr. Pickle's sister said.
"YEAH!!!!!" Brittany yelled. She tied Jasper up and started to make out with him.
Alice's face was like ">.<" She then asked Mr. Pickle, "Like my eye liner?"
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 12:10:41 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!) Rosalie growled, then fell through the hole and landed on top of bunnies. She was in Heck! She looked around and shrieked, "THIS PLACE ROCKS!" And she was never seen again. Mr. Pickle nodded. "It makes you look sexy. . ," he said. Jasper screamed and kicked Brittany. His foot went right through her! She was part ghost! Jasper screamed again. Ani growled. "TOO BAD!" And she threw makeup products at Alice. Then Mr. Pickle realized his mistake. He had talked in English! His disguise was ruined! He ripped his mask off, and was Count Olaf!
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 12:14:25 GMT -5
Alice almost screamed. "What the heck?! I thought you were just some mean old man from a book!!" Alice said
"Wrong!" Count Olaf said. "I am real! Muahahaha!" He then threw Brittany aside, un-tied Jasper, and teleported Alice and Jasper to Neverland so MJ could get annoyed.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 12:19:05 GMT -5
The hook-handed man, who was one of Olaf's henchmen, laughed evily. Then he started to make out with Alice.
"No!" Count Olaf yelled. "That's my job! Make out with that other thing over there."
THe hook-handed man growled. "Fine." He made out with Jasper, not knowing Jasper was a girl.
Jasper screamed till his throat was sore.
Count Olaf laughed maniacly then made out with Alice. "NOW I SHALL STEAL YOUR FORTUNE!" he shrieked. He stole her fortune, then made out with her some more. "Oh!" he said, remembering to tie her up. He tied her up.
The hook-handed man smiled evily. "This person is too wimpy, I don't even need to tie her up!"
Michael Jackson saw all this from his throne of awesomeness. "WHAT?" he yelled. He tried to enter Neverland, but Peter Pan had put up spells against him. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Peter Pan laughed meanly. "MUAHAHAHA! OH, BY THE WAY, I SWITCHED SIDES! I'M ON CAPTAIN HOOK'S SIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 12:24:49 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Alice was trying to kick Count Olaf, but he was also half ghost!!
MJ took a deep breath, and pointed to Peter Pan. "GLOVE WAR!" He shouted. He whipped out his ultra awesome white glove and put it on. He got his fedora and did the moonwalk towards Peter Pan. When he reached him he jumped up and kicked him into La Toya.
La Toya screamed. "GET HIM OFF!!!" She yelled.
Count Olaf then started to spazz out. "STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE AND LET ME MAKE UT WITH THIS GIRL!" He screamed. He then made out with Alice some more while Alice was about to puke.
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Post by jasper on Dec 23, 2009 12:31:03 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Peter Pan screamed and attacked MJ. "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Michael Jackson laughed. "PATHETIC! DON'T YOU KEEP UP ON SOCIAL SOCIETY? I'M DEAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Count Olaf finally stopped. "NOW. I better go buy Esme a present before she realizes I cheated on her..." he said. He made out with Alice one last time, then skipped away to the mall. Esme Gigi Genevive Squalor, Count Olaf's girlfriend, laughed villainously. "You thought you could trick me!" she shouted. "But you can't!!!" She threw a knife at Alice. (OOC: Esme comes into the A Series Of Unfortunate Events in book six. They become girlfriend-boyfriend in book seven. . )
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Post by Alice on Dec 23, 2009 18:53:48 GMT -5
Alice threw herself onto the floor while still tied up to avoid the knife. "What the heck? You crazy person!" Alice yelled. "Oh, and you missed me!"
Esme grinned. "You see this purse?" Esme asked, waving it in the air. "It's full of knifes!" She slowly took one out, and did an evil laugh.
In the meantime, MJ and Peter Pan were still dueling. "FACE MY AWESOMENESS!" MJ screamed. He then started to sing Beat it. "Beat it, Beat it! Beat it, Beat it! No one wants to by defeated!"
Terra was strolling down the street at the time. Not really just taking a walk, she was actually stalking MJ's ghost, hoping she someday might see him. When she heard him sing she almost fainted. "M-M-Michael Jackson's ghost!" She screamed. Terra then ran up to Michael. She glared at Peter Pan. "DON'T DISTURB THE KING!" She rose a piece of earth up into the air that Peter Pan was standing on, and flung him all the way to Canada.
Tinker Bell started crying and flew around in circles until she got dizzy and threw up all over Jasper.
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