Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 2, 2010 20:41:12 GMT -5
(ooc: Lol xDD)
"HO HO HO!!!" Santa yelled, and then started to make out with Esme on the way to Africa.
Sakura ran down a dark ally, and soon hit a dead end. "Uh oh.." She said, turning around.
MJ was dancing down into the ally, and then stopped so he could do the moonwalk toward her. "Give me my wallet back," MJ said.
Sakura sighed, and held it out. "Here.." She said, looking down.
MJ started to walk toward Sakura to take it back, but then stopped because Sakura was smirking.
Sakura held her necklace/wand in her hand. "RELEASE!" She yelled, and then suddenly the necklace turned into her staff. "HEHEHEHEHE!" Sakura laughed. She got out one of her Clow Cards and yelled, "FLY!" The staff grew wings, and she flew away with MJ's wallet.
MJ then realized he was broke, and started to cry. He started to hug Kero as hard as he could because he was so sad.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!" Kero screamed, turning purple.
Alice got annoyed with Count Olaf and kicked him in the shin as hard as she could. xD
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Post by Boot on Jan 9, 2010 2:32:26 GMT -5
(OOC: Sorry for taking so long, just, I was writing it, and then it turned off, and I was just too passive at the moment to re-do it. And then I didn't feel like doing it again, so, yah. Oh, and I found out the REAL meaning of passive. It was in ASOUE. .;D)
"I feel destructive..." Sakura muttered. Then she smiled deviously. "WINDY!" she yelled, and poked WINDY with her Key. "ACT AS A BINDING CHAIN!" WINDY'S main body flew out, and attacked MJ. "MUAHAHAHAHA!" Sakura squeaked, then flew away, still using FLY.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MJ screeched, terrified. Then he realized something very, very crucial. "I'M DEAD!" he said gleefully. "YOU CAN'T HURT ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Suddenly, WINDY hit him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said MJ. "IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE!"
"MY CARDS ARE MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Sakura.
"Oh."
Sakura stuck her tongue out at MJ, then REALLY flew away.
"OW!" Count Olaf shrieked. "DEMON CHILD!"
Jasper looked at Olaf weirdly. "I will look at you weirdly," said he, "because I think you are weird."
"Well, you're weird too," Count Olaf spat.
"Well, I said you're weird first," Jasper growled.
"No, me!" Count Olaf shouted.
"No, me!" Jasper yelled.
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!" Count Olaf and Jasper kept arguing, but the whole thing was so dull I will not repeat it, or you will obviously fall asleep.
"SANTA!" Esme said.
"Yes?" Santa replied.
"You're beard is scratchy," Esme complained.
"Too bad," Santa answered, and resumed making out with her.
"Weirdo." Esme kicked him in the face and flipped through the air, out of Santa's clutches.
(OOC: I assume they were flying, xDDD)
"HEY!" Santa said angrily. "COME BACK HERE!"
"NEVER!" Esme shrieked. But she soon realized that she was falling through air, and was soon going to be a puddle of flesh, blood, bones, blood cells, hair, and everything else.
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Terra Remora
Denali
[M:0]
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 10, 2010 13:55:57 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Alice looked back and fourth as Count Olaf and Jasper said no to each other. She soon got annoyed and walked away. She walked into a dark ally and saw MJ being attacked by windy. "Gasp!" Alice gasped (xD).
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!" MJ screamed. He looked over at Alice. "Don't just stand there! Help the King Of Pop for crying out loud!"
"Attitude," Alice muttered, and walked away.
"NOOOOO!!!" MJ screamed.
Sakura heard MJ's scream and laughed evilly.
Santa looked down at Esme falling and gasped. "NOO!" Her yelled.
Esme actually fell into a pond with a big splash, and wasn't hurt at all.
"I LIVED!!" Esme screamed. She then woke up a huge shark that had gotten lost and somehow ended up in a pond.
"ROAR!" The shark yelled, and started swimming toward Esme.
"EEEKK!" Esme screeched. The Jaws music then started playing.
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Post by a on Jan 10, 2010 14:57:37 GMT -5
MJ was pinned to the ground. WINDY wasn't letting him breathe.
"MORE DESTRUCTION!" Sakura said. She poked FIERY with her Star Wand (I just got to the part where she has that xD).
"AHHH!" MJ screamed. Now he was being burnt to a crisp.
"MUAHAHA!" the Shark said cruelly. He could talk!
"WHAT THE HECK?" Esme screeched. She was so creeped out that she fainted.
Yoda danced into the crime scene. "Help you, I will!" he said to Esme. Then he grabbed her and chopped the Shark's head off with his Light Saber.
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Terra Remora
Denali
[M:0]
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 10, 2010 20:35:27 GMT -5
(ooc: YODA! xDDDDDD)
Luke walked in. "Yoda!! May the force be with chu!"
Yoda looked weirdly at Luke. "What the heck is chu?" He asked.
"I learned it from Alice! She's a freak! HAHAHA!"
"AM NOT!" Alice screamed. "You're just a fictional character from a weird movie!"
"I may be, but so are you! And I am so much more awesome than you! I bet you can't use the force!"
Alice was getting so ticked off. She poofed herself to Egypt so she wouldn't have to be annoyed anymore.
"HAHAHA!" Luke laughed.
Count Olaf screamed. "AH! Alice left and Esme fainted!"
Suddenly, something amazing happened. A shield made out of MJ's awesomeness appeared around MJ, shielding him from the fire. "FACE THE THRILL!" MJ yelled. He then picked up a huge rock and chucked it at Sakura. xD
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Post by Boot on Jan 10, 2010 20:47:02 GMT -5
"AH!" Sakura shrieked. She was right above a house. Sakura poked JUMP. She jumped from house to house, dodging the rock, and still escaping.
Olaf started to sob. "I have no one to cheat on anymore..." he said sadly.
"You have me!" Santa said. "I'm over Esme! She was too feminine."
Luke suddenly realized what Alice had said. "What? I am not fictional! I am LUKE SKYWALKER; The savior of the Jedi!"
Jasper had been repeating "ME!" over and over. He didn't notice when Count Olaf walked away. Jasper realized he was alone. "YAY!" he squeed. "Finally! Solitu--" Jasper was cut off when his marriage line forced him to Egypt with Alice.
(OOC: I'm pretty sure they're married xDD And "marriage line" is...Hmm...Idk. It's a magical, invisible force that makes him go to wherever Alice is. xDD)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jasper said sadly. "I-I mean...Um...Hi!"
Yoda dropped Esme and screamed.
"What is it, O Wise One?" Luke asked with insincere concern.
"On you many bugs crawl!!" Yoda shrieked.
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Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 10, 2010 20:54:58 GMT -5
Alice glared at Jasper. "Pfth... Go cheat on me with Santa!" Alice said, walking away. She walked into a huge pyramid where dead guys were buried. xD
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY AWESOMENESS!" MJ screamed. His shield started to float up with him inside, and he chased after Sakura. "HAHAHA!"
Some random person looked up at MJ trying to kill Sakura. "GASP!! TRYING TO HURT A CHILD! WELL I'M GOING TO SO GET YOU ARRESTED YOU PERSON AND THEN YOU WILL DI- Oh.. It's Michael Jackson! My apologizes O great one!" Yelled the person, bowing.
"Hehehe.. Ah.. The wonderful fans!" MJ laughed, still chasing after Sakura.
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Post by Boot on Jan 10, 2010 21:05:55 GMT -5
"OH YAH? WELL I HAVE FANS TOO!" shouted Sakura. All of a sudden, Tomoyo, Li, Yukito, Toya, Sakura's father, Nadeshiko (her mother), Kero, Meilin, Rika, Naoko, Chiharu, Miss Maki, Ms. Mizuki, Boot, Lacey, Alice (I mean you, not your character xDD) and many, many more appeared. "HA!" Sakura said with glee.
"What? No!" Jasper started to cry, and he ran after Alice.
"WHO DARES TO ENTER MY TOMB?" a loud voice suddenly called throughout the pyramid.
"Heh," Santa said. He had heard Alice. "Good idea..."
Yoda shrieked again. "DISGUSTING, THEY ARE!!"
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Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 11, 2010 15:26:05 GMT -5
"You may also have many fans, but someone from your group has bought many of my songs!" MJ said.
Everyone turned to Alice. (me, not.. The other Alice in Egypt xD) Alice looked at everyone. "Heh... Hi guys," she said nervously.
MJ used his awesome MJ powers to make Thriller float out of Alice's pocket.
"NOOO! It's a lie!" Alice yelled.
MJ also made a fedora and a while glove float out of her pocket as well. xD
"Fine... So I play dress-up as you.. It's not creepy!"
(ooc: I actually have a fedora and white glove.. o.O xDDD)
"Uhh.... I do! Alice Cullen! Jasper just followed me because he was afraid to get buried in sand outside!" Alice ( the not me one xD) said.
Santa started flying over Egypt. "JAAASPER!! WHEEERE AREEE YOOU?!" Santa bellowed.
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Post by Boot on Jan 11, 2010 15:33:54 GMT -5
"Gasp!" Sakura said. "You've betrayed me, Tomoyo, Li, Yukito, Toya, Sakura's father, Nadeshiko (her mother), Kero, Meilin, Rika, Naoko, Chiharu, Miss Maki, Ms. Mizuki, Boot, Lacey, and many, many more!!"
(OOC: I copied and pasted xDDDD)
"HOW DARE YOU?!" bellowed the voice. A Mummy appeared. "It is I! Your Mummy!!"
Jasper gasped. "YOU'RE MOTHER WAS A PHARAOH? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!?!?!"
"HA! I GOT YOU NOW!" Santa said, laughing merrily. He flew into the Tomb. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Santa flew away from the cave in sheer terror.
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Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 11, 2010 15:41:55 GMT -5
(ooc: LOL!!!!! xDDDD)
"He said mummy, not mommy," Alice said annoyed. "So.... How are you still alive?" ^.^
"No one can resist my music, so they all betrayed you!" MJ said happily.
Mr. Pickle ran after Santa. "WAAAIT! DON'T I GET A PRESENT!?! SQUEEEE!!" It yelled.
Yoda started to spazz. "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!" He screamed, and jumped off a cliff. He threw his light saber up in the air, and it hit Luke in the stomach.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Luke screamed.
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Post by Boot on Jan 11, 2010 15:47:35 GMT -5
(OOC: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yoda grinned mischieviously. A ship came and rescued Yoda. "DIE, LUKE, DIE!" Yoda shouted.
"NO!" Santa said, and kept flying as fast as he could.
"NO. I AM YOUR MUMMY!!!!!" the Mummy shouted. He had a slight accent.
"See?!" Jasper said. "YOU ARE A PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER!!!!" he shrieked. "You are OLD!"
Sakura started to cry. "NOOOOOO!"
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Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 11, 2010 21:29:12 GMT -5
I'm not old!" Alice shouted at Jasper. "And gosh, learn to talk to women correctly."
Darth Vador was on the ship! "Hello Yoda.... I am.... Not your father!" Darth said, with an evil laugh.
Mr. Pickle jumped onto Santa's back. "SQUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!" It shouted.
"I AM AWESOME AND CHU ARE NOT!" MJ screamed. "HAHA! CRY TILL YOU'RE OUT OF TEARS!"
"God of lightning, answer my call!" Li yelled, and zapped MJ so he would be quiet.
"Brat!" MJ and Kero said at the same time. MJ looked at Kero weirdly. "I thought you are on their side, not mine."
"I am!" Kero said. "But whenever the brat does something good I say brat, kid, idiot, get it?"
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Post by Boot on Jan 11, 2010 21:38:20 GMT -5
Li growled. "Since when do you call me brat? I'm kid, and Meilin's brat!!"
"TOO BAD!" Kero replied.
"FINE!" Jasper said. He went to the library and bought books with titles like "How To Talk To Women."
"Know, I do," Yoda said. "Playing bad you must stop. On the same side we are on." Yoda's Light Saber accidentally opened. It was red.
Santa screamed. "GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY COUNT!"
Mr. Pickle cried. "FINE! YOU GOT ME!" He ripped his disguise off. He was Count Olaf! But he was also naked. He only had underwear on, sort of like Doofenshmirtz did when they were in the old cheese episode.
Sakura smiled. "Li!"
"Sakura!" said Li.
"Li!"
"Sakura!"
"Li!"
"Sakura!"
They kept running at each other in slow motion.
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Terra Remora
Denali
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Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me? Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...[Mo0:0]
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Post by Terra Remora on Jan 11, 2010 21:44:25 GMT -5
"Aww.. Two lovebirds! How disgusting," MJ said. He then pushed Li off of a building. "HAHAHA!" (ooc: MJ sounds too evil, but oh well xD)
A cute Liberian looked over Jasper's shoulder. "How to talk to women.. Is there a special lady?" She asked, flipping her hair and smiling.
"HAHAHA!" Count Olaf laughed. He then started to do a belly dance in his underwear.
Darth Vader looked at Yoda. "Wow.... Uhh.. okay... Not at all like the movies, but sure! Why not?!" He then couldn't help himself, and started to make out with Yoda.
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